You’re such a Dear, CHA!

You’re right about Piper. Crossing a Border Terrier is a bad idea. I got messed up just last week. She said my nether region looked wild and wooly. I get it: she’s got a better view of it from down there than I do from up here. Still, her remark annoyed me. So I shot back that her heinie looked pretty hairy, too. Big mistake. She pulled one of my vibrators out of what I call “the gun rack”, ran out the door, and buried it in the back yard. I still haven’t found it, even though I can hear it humming.