You, Uvebruce, don’t have the affliction to which I referred. No man could who possesses the introspection on display in “Is This American Justice?”

Ok, you’re also the guy who offered the whackadoodle advice in “5 Things to Say to an Angry Woman…” Advice which - let’s be honest - could get a well-intentioned but dim-witted guy killed if he tried it. So maybe a quick dip of the wick in a tiny tanning booth would do you some good.