You to get me, Shereen. Religion has gotten mighty transactional. 'Specially the kind preached by the Prosperity Pastors, such as Joel Osteen, Creflo Dollar, and Paula White. (White chaired Trump's evangelical advisory board. Makes sense: they believe in the same things.)

I just took the idea to an everyday level. Such as in the case of a guy I knew in the Navy. A few days after getting back from liberty, he was praying that the mucusy drip from his johnson meant only that his valves were leaky.