You think "wounded stones" sounds nutty, Andrew? I'm shocked. I bet you think other examples of the Word of God are "nutty." Like when God got mad at the Philistines for filching the Ark of the Covenant, and "smote them with emerods"* (hemorrhoids).

Ok, even I gotta admit it: smoting someone with hemorrhoids sounds nutty.

* 1st Samuel 5:6, King James Version.