You may want to hold off celebrating the end of the digital exam, Brian. I just read that doctors are concerned that men don’t check their packages for growths as often or thoroughly as they should. As a result, they’re planning to roll out a procedure equivalent to a mammogram for a man’s little guy: lay it on a steel plate, flatten it with another, then X-ray it. Not to worry: once a year ought to be enough.

Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster

Written by Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster

Retired high school social studies teacher in Michigan’s Up North. I’m a Presbyterian spinster, but I’m no Angel.

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