Well, well, you’re aware of La Grange, Illinois, located 15 miles west-southwest of downtown Chicago. As it happens, I have shirttail cousins on my mother’s side in the Chicago area. As for me, I live in Gill’s Pier, a tiny colony in Leelanau County in the state of Michigan. I used to teach Social Studies at a high school on the Leelanau Peninsula. You won’t find any electronic traces of me, however. I retired before the high school began putting teacher information online. I don’t have a Facebook, LinkedIn or other social media account besides Medium. And the county property records aren’t online.