This is sharp writing, Jack. "Do I have the right to get rid of [Dilbert] trash in my house? Hey, I’m not in Florida!" And "Maybe Scott Adams will write, “I, Scott Adams, will be a better human being” fifteen mornings in a row and it will really happen? Not betting on it."

This piece reminds me of how I stopped drinking orange juice in '77 when Anita Bryant became an outspoken right-winger. I'm embarrassed to admit I ditched my principles when I discovered the tequila sunrise.