This is good, sound advice, Dcwil. Thank you for offering it. Well-intentioned people should sometimes restrain themselves.

That said, if someone pulls the kind of boneheaded stunt I occasionally do, I hope their friends are more well-intentioned than mine have been, pick up the damn phone (remember, they get only one call), then hustle down to the county “hotel” and bail them out. (Hmm, could this be one of those times where I over-shared?)