The quiz questions didn't make me sweat - but only 'cause I didn't tackle them. You'll observe there are no answers in the piece. I hoped readers would supply them. I can't. Even though, I'm smart, too. After all, I've got five years of high school.

By the way, I envy that your "dog doesn’t care how old I am or if I get tired" (I Just Turned 70. Here’s What I’ve Learned). My Border Terrier is interviewing a replacement mom as we speak. Apparently, when I throw the ball and she ignores it, I don't fetch it as fast as I used to.