The Ottawa County commissioners are a funny bunch, Jennifer. The know how to engage in culture wars, but not how to govern. The betting is they’ll screw up, burden taxpayers with some major lawsuit judgements, which’ll cause a few of ‘em to get voted out on the next election.

In the mean time, they’re easy to mess with. Someone started a rumor that underwear is woke. Next thing we knew, the commissioners were going commando.