Thank you Jodi. Mike Johnson is an interesting study. He says he takes his oath of office seriously: "I will support and defend the Constitution...I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; I take this obligation freely, without any...purpose of evasion". Of course, there's that little matter of him being an election denier. Likewise, he claims to be tight with the Bible. Except when it comes to verses like "Lying lips are abomination to the Lord" (Proverbs 12:22).

But I shouldn't throw stones. I'm a Presbyterian church lady. I attend services on Sundays. But I've known to get freaky on Saturdays. Luckily, God knows there's fine a line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.