Thank you Elise. But I don’t think this piece is funny. That little dog is planning to off me. Just ‘cause I’ve been killing the grass where I pee on the lawn. You’d think she’d cut me some slack, now that the yard is covered with snow. Nope. She doesn’t like the sight of yellow snow.

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Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster

Retired high school social studies teacher in Michigan’s Up North. I’m a Presbyterian spinster, but I’m no Angel.