Polls show most single women like the Up North dating pool. The men aren’t exciting. Nor particularly romantic. But though they refuse to ask for directions when driving, they readily accept instructions in bed. Demons, on the other hand, know how to penetrate deep into a woman’s soul. They just need to be told not to devour it when they get there.

There’s just one problem with the men which we haven’t figured out. It’s how to fix is their obsession with joining the Touchaboobie Tribe. They’re constantly trying to get a lock on a woman’s gadget. I think it’s because they were Similac babies.