Piper thanks you, Angelica.

As for me, I wish Piper had let me fact-check her article before publishing it. For starters, the grooming in my nether regions is just fine. On the other hand, I have trouble keeping up with the moss that grows under my bosoms. That’s what happens when one gets old, and the boys don’t want to give them a work-out anymore. Which is strange. Most men in Up North Michigan were Similac babies. You’d think they’d jump at the chance to put a lip-lock on even an old lady’s gadget.