Pat, I’m willing to go on record as saying you’re an exceptional writer. As an example, your “An Honest Guide For Dating Seniors” has convinced me to be more cautious when courting. I may even start wearing panties on dates.

However, it’s a whole ‘nother thing when a woman’s fur-baby accuses her of being a “slow learner.” That’s when she needs to take a good, hard look at how she’s doing as a dog-mom.

Ya gotta get this right, Pat. My border terrier is just itchin’ to do an intervention on some dog-parent. Oh wait. Never mind. She’s just itchin’ ‘cause I stopped scratching her for a moment.