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Our bars do indeed serve zombies. And vampires, werewolves, and - sorry, I know what you actually mean. The bartenders serve zombies all right. Only problem: when a bar is packed and they’re in a hurry, they combine the three rums and three fruit juices, add the bitters, and call it good. If they’re in a huge hurry, they’ll serve you just a 50-50 mix of dark rum and Everclear with a mint sprig.

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Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster

Written by Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster

Retired high school social studies teacher in Michigan’s Up North. I’m a Presbyterian spinster, but I’m no Angel.

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