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One time I didn’t. The neighbors dropped by while I was watching a movie called Nymphomaniac: Volume 1. Damnit, I was close to the climax. Tossed the vibrator into Piper’s toy basket near the foyer, opened the front door. They were just returning a casserole dish. They turned to go - then they heard a low buzzing coming from Piper’s basket. I was able to hustle them out the door. But the mood was gone and there was no getting it back.

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Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster

Written by Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster

Retired high school social studies teacher in Michigan’s Up North. I’m a Presbyterian spinster, but I’m no Angel.

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