K, I’m willing to say, for the record, that you’re an exceptional business writer. Your career advice in “Seven tips to help you land the job of your dreams”, for example, is clear, concise, specific, actionable, and of obvious practical value.

However, I fear it may affect your reputation by referencing me - an odd old woman who writes about eighty proof sushi and prostate glands with teeth - in your article. You might do yourself some good by replacing my name with “Oprah Winfrey”, “Wang Laichun”, or “Sheryl Sandburg.”