I’m sorry to hear you took a hit, Pat. If I’d been in your place, I’d have been bawlin’.

On the other hand, Piper says that, if she’d have been with me, I’d have been guilty of using a flimsy excuse to divert attention away from where it always belongs - which is on her. That’s typical: she’s a Border Terrier; she thinks she’s all that and a bag of chips.