I sometimes hook up with the evangelicals in the neighborhood while walking my terrier. When I hear what they have to say, there's so much irony that it's running through the gutters. They're self-identified Christians. But they don't attend church - don't even belong to one. They get their spiritual guidance from F*cker Carlson. If they stopped attacking people with their Bibles and actually read the New Testament, they'd realize that Jesus would be among those they're bashing.