I just want to point out what I hope is obvious: Piper exaggerates shamelessly. Such as regarding the size of my girls. Sheesh, it's not as if I can balance a couple glasses of beer on 'em. As my fellow geezers at my watering hole. They'll say it can't be done; they've tried. (They offered to cover my Winter bar tab if I could do it. My girls are ample; my tab was a whopper.)