I hope you didn’t adopt a Border Terrier like my Piper, Kaka. They have a lot of energy. They constantly want to play, chase squirrels in the yard, and type embarrassing articles about their owners on their laptop computers.

Speaking of owners, Border Terriers have expectations of them. If an owner underperforms, its terrier has been known to dig a hole in the back yard, push the owner into it, then put a sign in the front yard which asks for a new owner.