”I eat eggs, salmon and rice for the omega-3s and carbs.” Yeah, and I used to buy Playgirl to read the articles.

C’mon Cooper. Every dog uses trots out that line at one time or another. I had a cairn terrier who ate poop one day. He said it was to get the omega-3s and carbs. He was so adorable, I believed him. On the the other hand, my Goldie ate my homework once. I told the teacher it was because he wanted the omega-3s and carbs in the paper. She didn’t buy it. I guess I wasn’t adorable enough to get away with that excuse.