Hi Buddy, hi Zoey, hi Cooper. This is Piper the Border Terrier. I think it’s utterly unfair of your human to imply that you’re responsible for breakage in your house. Let’s review the facts. Pound for pound, humans stumble into and knock over more household knick-knacks than anything else with legs. They also produce more poop, puke, and gas. Yet they always blame the dog (and occasionally the cat). It’s so unjust. We oughta rear up on our hind legs and do something about it. Then again, I dunno. Maybe we should take a nap first.