Ha, Glenn! You’d fit in perfectly at some of the bars on the Leelanau Peninsula. Nurse a Pabst at the bar at Joe’s Friendly Tavern in Empire, and you’ll hear the boys talking about the black United Nations choppers they’ve seen lately. Or listen to the lads at the Village Inn at Suttons Bay. They’re pleased with the way the perch are runnin’. But worried that the fishing season may get cut short, ‘cause the BATF will swoop down any day now, confiscate people’s guns, then throw them into FEMA concentration camps hidden in the woods near Kalkaska.