Good grief, it's interesting to know there's a register on your side of the pond which alerts companies when people turn fifty. Over here, it belongs to AARP, the American Association of Retired Persons. Do they lobby Congress for lower drug prices? No. Do they try to get states to regulate senior living death camps? No. All AARP does is send me travel brochures for Viking cruises in Europe on rivers which are so dry in places that people have to take bus tours instead.