Geez, Monica. A principal is kicked out of a liberal arts school for letting kids see a Michaelangelo? For a moment, I’d have sworn under oath that you’ve gone into writing satire. Next thing we know, Florida will require boy-dogs to wear tightly-whiteys, so children won’t get “groomed” by seeing their dingalings.

Oh, and do I need to point out the obvious? Another fine piece of journalism!