Francesco, you're a fine writer. You have a righteous sense of outrage. And writing skills which allow you to rake your nails down the backs of people who richly deserve it.

However, I'm concerned about your decision to reference me in this piece. It may do your reputation no good to associate yourself with a barmy old lady who writes about recycled vibrators and prostates with teeth.

Lucky for you, you have talent. You can restore your reputation by writing something like "Longest Book Title In The English Language," or "Dear White People...", or another article of similar high caliber.