And why, I’d like to ask someone, does the I-show-you-my-belly/you-forgive-me thing work for dogs, and not for the rest of us! I’ve got a belly. I’ll get on the ground, roll over and show it to anyone; all they have to do is ask. Come to think of it, I did that once without being asked. I was released on my own recognizance. The charges were dropped in exchange for picking up litter along a four-mile stretch of county road. This reminds me: my therapist says I share too much. I wonder if this is one of those times…