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Trump Sends Troops To Stars Hollow

He quells an imaginary insurrection in an imaginary town.

Oct 15

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth: “If at first we don’t succeed, we’ll call in an air strike.” Photo by the Butler Collegian. Screenshot by Catherine La Grange.

Oct 15

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Economists Get Some Crystal Balls

Because nobody wants to touch Trump’s old ones.

Oct 8

Economists foretell the impact of Trump’s tariffs on toothpicks. Image by NeuGroup. Screenshot by Catherine La Grange.

Oct 8

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Is Your Mom Unconstitutional?

Piper the Border Terrier helps dogs know when humans are violating their constitutional rights.

Sep 11

Piper La Grange: “Let’s not argue about who’s right. Let’s just agree that I am.” Photo by Catherine La Grange.

Sep 11

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Trump Regresses To The Mean

Trump replaces the statistician who showed POTUS is hobbling the economy.

Aug 25

“Statistics should be like the bikinis in my beauty contests: I like what they reveal — but even more what they conceal.” Photo by Axios, screenshot by Catherine La Grange.

Aug 25

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Jet Farts

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to ban “stratospheric silent-but-deadlies.”

Aug 6

A Boeing breaks wind. Photo by Steve Jans on Flickr.

Aug 6

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The Other Little Free Libraries

Before they were in people’s front yards, they were in men’s room stalls in Michigan bars.

Jul 14

The little free library in Stall #2 at the Pine Stump Bar in Naubinway, Michigan. Image by DeepAi. Prompt by Catherine La Grange.

Jul 14

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Make Outhouses Great Again

Trump cuts funds for sewage treatment plants, tells people to use backyard privies.

Jun 15

Trump: “After I’m done here, the swamp won’t be the only thing that needs draining.” Image by 3D Warehouse. Screenshot by Catherine La Grange.

Jun 15

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Ask The Advice Terrier

Piper answers dogs’ questions about the weird things their humans do.

May 21

Piper La Grange: “Let’s not argue about who’s right. Let’s just agree that I am.” Photo by Catherine La Grange.

May 21

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Trump Imposes Tariffs On The Kingdom of God

Heaven’s economy goes to Hell in a handbasket.

Apr 29

For sale by owner. Image from Lynn Dove’s Journey Thoughts website, screenshot by Catherine La Grange.

Apr 29

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Trump Offers Americans A Way To Get Cheap Eggs

Said Trump, “I just resurrected Easter.”

Apr 14

“I know how to get things done. I wasn’t laid yesterday.” The Guardian. Screenshot by Catherine La Grange.

Apr 14

Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster

Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster

Retired high school social studies teacher in Michigan’s Up North. I’m a Presbyterian spinster, but I’m no Angel.

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