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DOGE Bros Play Doctor

Elon Musk is replacing science at the CDC with artificial intelligence and genuine stupidity.

Mar 11

“We don’t need an MD. We’ll just look stuff up on WebMD.” Image by DeepAI, prompt by Catherine La Grange.

Mar 11

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Civil Politics

The Seagull

He’s a congressman. His constituents should have demanded proof of life before voting for him.

Mar 5

Congressman Jack Bergman: “I’m always there for my constituents. Except most of the time, when I’m not.” Official photo, United States Congress.

Mar 5

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Civil Politics

“What Must A Republican Senator Be Able To Do?”

Senator Lindsey Graham: “Ya gotta be able to drop your pants, bend over, and grab your ankles.”

Feb 19

Lindsey Graham speaking to students on Career Day. “Oh, and when you visit Mar-a-Lago, bring lube.” Image by Deep AI. Prompt by Catherne La Grange.

Feb 19

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The Haven

Heat Up Your Sex Life With Boner Chili

There’s a happy ending in every bowl.

Jan 30

Blue chili works better than the blue pill — and it goes better with cornbread. Image generated by DeepAi, prompt by Catherine La Grange.

Jan 30

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Civil Politics

I Know Who’s Flying The Drones Over New Jersey

The Republicans are right: there’s a conspiracy. But they’ve got the wrong conspirators.

Dec 30, 2024

Piper the Border Terrier. “You humans need to stop looking at the world through rose-colored glasses.” Photo by Catherine La Grange.

Dec 30, 2024

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Civil Politics

“They’re Teaching CRT In Porta-Potties!”

Whined Tucker Carlson, “Even portable privies are woke!”

Dec 18, 2024

Podcaster and Trump supporter Joe Rogan: “Is there no place where kids can avoid Marxist indoctrination?” Image generated by Magic Hour.

Dec 18, 2024

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Civil Politics

Musk: “Replace Civil Servants With Zombies!”

“They’ll be the life of the office party.”

Dec 6, 2024

Environmental Protection Agency employees working on a zombie project. Image by Deep Dream Generator.

Dec 6, 2024

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Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

Digging Through the Ruins

Dad moved into a retirement home. I had to clean out his old one.

Nov 27, 2024

“Where do I start?” Photo by Plesserchick on Flickr.

Nov 27, 2024

Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

An Old Handyman Goes Into The Home

Dad needed a recliner and coffee table. He wanted a work bench and jigsaw.

Nov 9, 2024

Dad called it “the Grayboy Mansion.” Photo by Bel Air Assisted Living on Flickr.

Nov 9, 2024

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Civil Politics

Trump: “Chicagoans Are Eating Dogs!”

“And they’re putting Communist condiments on them!”

Oct 20, 2024

Chicago-Style Hot Dog. Photo by Mark A. on Flickr.

Oct 20, 2024

Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster

Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster

Retired high school social studies teacher in Michigan’s Up North. I’m a Presbyterian spinster, but I’m no Angel.

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