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Make Outhouses Great Again

Trump cuts funds for sewage treatment plants, tells people to use backyard privies.

Jun 15

Trump: “After I’m done here, the swamp won’t be the only thing that needs draining.” Image by 3D Warehouse. Screenshot by Catherine La Grange.

Jun 15

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Ask The Advice Terrier

Piper answers dogs’ questions about the weird things their humans do.

May 21

“I like to look at problems through rose-colored glasses. They make red flags look like just flags.” Photo by Catherine La Grange.

May 21

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Trump Imposes Tariffs On The Kingdom of God

Heaven’s economy goes to Hell in a handbasket.

Apr 29

For sale by owner. Image from Lynn Dove’s Journey Thoughts website, screenshot by Catherine La Grange.

Apr 29

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Trump Offers Americans A Way To Get Cheap Eggs

Said Trump, “I just resurrected Easter.”

Apr 14

“I know how to get things done. I wasn’t laid yesterday.” The Guardian. Screenshot by Catherine La Grange.

Apr 14

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RFK Jr. Creates Agency To Promote Folk Remedies

“We’re gonna unleash the power of magical thinking.”

Apr 9

“I’ll make quackery great again.” Caricature by DonkeyHotey on Flickr.

Apr 9

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Trump Bans DEI At Sewage Treatment Plants

Extends crappy treatment to woke wastewater

Mar 31

Says Trump, “There’s no place for Pride in sewage treatment.” Image created by DeepAI. Prompt by Catherine La Grange.

Mar 31

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DOGE Bros Play Doctor

Elon Musk is replacing science at the CDC with artificial intelligence and genuine stupidity.

Mar 11

“We don’t need an MD. We’ll just look stuff up on WebMD.” Image by DeepAI, prompt by Catherine La Grange.

Mar 11

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The Seagull

He’s a congressman. His constituents should have demanded proof of life before voting for him.

Mar 5

Congressman Jack Bergman: “I’m always there for my constituents. Except most of the time, when I’m not.” Official photo, United States Congress.

Mar 5

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“What Must A Republican Senator Be Able To Do?”

Senator Lindsey Graham: “Ya gotta be able to drop your pants, bend over, and grab your ankles.”

Feb 19

Lindsey Graham speaking to students on Career Day. “Oh, and when you visit Mar-a-Lago, bring lube.” Image by Deep AI. Prompt by Catherne La Grange.

Feb 19

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Heat Up Your Sex Life With Boner Chili

There’s a happy ending in every bowl.

Jan 30

Blue chili works better than the blue pill — and it goes better with cornbread. Image generated by DeepAi, prompt by Catherine La Grange.

Jan 30

Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster

Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster

Retired high school social studies teacher in Michigan’s Up North. I’m a Presbyterian spinster, but I’m no Angel.

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