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Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster

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Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

Digging Through the Ruins

Dad moved into a retirement home. I had to clean out his old one.

Nov 27

“Where do I start?” Photo by Plesserchick on Flickr.

Nov 27

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Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

An Old Handyman Goes Into The Home

Dad needed a recliner and coffee table. He wanted a work bench and jigsaw.

Nov 9

Dad called it “the Grayboy Mansion.” Photo by Bel Air Assisted Living on Flickr.

Nov 9

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Civil Politics

Trump: “Chicagoans Are Eating Dogs!”

“And they’re putting Communist condiments on them!”

Oct 20

Chicago-Style Hot Dog. Photo by Mark A. on Flickr.

Oct 20

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The Haven

My Mom Is A Floozy

But she’s a tart with a heart.

Oct 5

Piper La Grange, Border Terrier. Photo by Catherine La Grange.

Oct 5

Published in
Civil Politics

Trump Woos Illegal Aliens

They’re no longer “poisoning the blood of our country.”¹

Sep 17

Borg spokeswoman endorses Trump. “We’re going to assimilate voters for him. Except Swifties. Taylor Swift already assimilated them.” Photo by Kevoris on Flickr.

Sep 17

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Civil Politics

Trump Interviews Replacements For Vance

He’s okay with a cat lady. How about Catwoman?

Aug 30

“I could be your MAGA catnip.” Catwoman (Julie Newmar), Batman TV series, 1966–68. Photo credited to Newmar on Flickr.

Aug 30

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The Haven

You’re Not The Boss Of Me

People who live with Border Terriers should know their place.

Jul 29

You’re Not The Boss Of Me

Jul 29

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Civil Politics

SCOTUS: GoFundUs

The Republican justices have ruled that bribes are just tips. Now they want six-figure gratuities.

Jul 16

Top left to right: Chief Justice Roberts, Justice Thomas, Justice Alito. Bottom left to right: Justice Gorsuch, Justice Kavanaugh, Justice Barrett. “Supreme Court justices are showing their willingness to boost conservative causes”, CNN, screenshot by Catherine La Grange.

Jul 16

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Civil Politics

Justice Alito Blames The Dog

He told a shaggy dog story to dodge the blame for an embarrassment. All he did was step in it.

Jun 18

DonkeyHotey caricature of Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, Jr.

Jun 18

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Civil Politics

Republicans Hold Their Noses, Defend Trump

But this scandal stinks so bad, they squashed their beaks.

Jun 5

Photo of Senator Mitch McConnell painfully holding his nose to keep the stench of his defense of Trump out of it: “Trump’s the most innocent convicted felon in history.”

Jun 5

Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster

Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster

Retired high school social studies teacher in Michigan’s Up North. I’m a Presbyterian spinster, but I’m no Angel.

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